A sad song don't care whose heart it breaks.
A woman a day keeps my man away.
All I do when I go to bed is sleep now.
All My Exes Live In Texas (That's why I live in Tennessee).
Do what you can, but behave yourself.
Does my ring hurt your finger when you go out at night?.
Don't come home a-drinkin' with lovin' on your mind.
Don't cry down my back, baby, you might rust my spurs.
Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
Don't tell me you're sorry, I know how sorry you are.
Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the goal-posts of life.
Flushed from the bathroom of my heart.
For better or for worse but not for long.
Forever, for us, wasn't nearly as long as we planned.
Four on the floor and a fifth under the seat.
From the gutter to you is not up.
Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer).
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
He little thinged her out of my arms.
He made me dance before the music started.
He's walking in my tracks but he can't fill my shoes.
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
Hey, Barnum and Bailey, can you use another clown?.
How can a whisky six years old whip a man that's 32?.
How can anything that sounds so good make me feel so bad?.
How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?.
How come my dog don't bark when you come around?.
How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?.
How long can I keep loving you if she keeps loving me.
How much more can she stand and still stand me?.
I borrowed the shoes, but the holes are mine.
I bought the shoes that just walked out on me.
I can never pass a honky-tonk, and there's one on my way home.
I can still hear the music in the restroom, but they can't see the hurt that's on my face .
I can't afford to half my half again.
I can't build a bridge to get over you.
I can't find you anywhere but gone.
I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home.
I don't know what it is, but I sure miss it when it's gone.
I don't mind getting burned if I can just be near the glow.
I feel better all over more than anywhere else.
I gave her a ring and she gave me back the finger.
I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger.
I gave up "good morning, darling," and "we love you, daddy," for this.
I haven't seen you with the lights on for two nights in a row.
I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
I knew I'd lean, but I never thought I'd fall.
I may fall again, but I'll never get up this slow.
I need somebody bad tonight, cause I just lost somebody good.
I only feel at home when I'm gone.
I only miss you on the days that end in "Y".
I turned out to be the only hell my mama ever raised.
I was greener than the grass we laid on.
I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me.
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
I wouldn't take you to a dogfight even if I thought you could win.
I'd love to live with you again, but then I couldn't live with me.
I'd rather get picked up here than putdown at home.
I'd Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy.
I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You.
I'll be under the table when I get over you.
I'll tread water as long as you think you can make it rain.
I'm afraid to come home early without warning.
I'm ashamed to be here, but not ashamed enough to leave.
I'm going someplace I hope I find.
I'm going to put a bar in my car and drive myself to drink.
I'm going to the dogs with a bunch of swingin' cats.
I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey.
I'm sick and tired of waking up so sick and tired.
I'm too low to get high.
I've been a long time leaving, but I'll be a long time gone.
I've closed my eyes to the cold hard truth I'm seeing.
I've got a funny feeling I won't be feeling funny long.
I've never had a thing that ain't been used.
If fingerprints showed up on skin, wonder whose I'd find on you?.
If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
If practice makes perfect, I'm leaving you perfect this time.
If The Phone Don't Ring, Baby, You'll Know It's Me.
If today was a fish, I'd throw it back.
If you can fake it, I just might make it.
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?.
If You Don't Leave Me Alone, I'll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will.
If you get the feeling I don't love you, feel again.
If you keep checking up on me, I'm checking out on you.
If you want to keep the beer cold, put it next to my ex-wife's heart.
If you're ever in Houston, look me down.
It don't hurt me half as bad as holding you feels good.
It seems the best in you brings out the worst in me.
It takes me all night to do what I used to do all night long.
It took a hell of a man to take my Ann, but it sure didn't take him long.
It was always so easy to find an unhappy woman until I started looking for mine.
It wouldn't be so bad if it hadn't been so good.
It's bad when you're caught with the goods.
It's been a hard day today, I need an easy one tonight.
It's commode hugging time in the valley.
It's morning and I still love you.
It's not love, but it's not bad!.
It's the bottle against the Bible in the battle for Daddy's soul.
Just because you got to first base don't mean you're home free.
Just in time to be too late.
Lay back down and love me and leave the leavin' for later on.
Layin' here, lyin' in bed.
Leave if you don't want to lose what you came with.
Liars: 1; Believers: zero.
My good girl treats me bad, but my bad girl treats me good.
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I miss him.
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
Nine o'clock boy in a 12 o'clock town.
Old Glenn lived himself to death.
Old King Kong was a little old monkey compared to my love for you.
On the muscle of my arm there's a red and blue tattoo, saying, "Fort Worth, I love you!".
Our marriage was a failure, but our divorce ain't workin' out either.
Please put her out of my misery.
Red necks, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Remember to remind me I'm leaving.
Send a dozen roses up to her and pour four for me.
She ain't much to see, but she looks good through the bottom of a glass.
She caught me lying and then she caught a train.
She even woke me up to say goodbye.
She feels like a new man tonight.
She stepped on my heart and stomped that sucker flat!.
She took everything but the blame.
She went to the bathroom and never came back.
She'll love you to pieces, but she won't put you together again.
She's just a name-dropper, and now she's dropping mine.
She's just too good to be true, but she is.
She's the trip I've been on since you've been gone.
She's waiting on the tables while she's waiting for the tables to turn.
So, I'll wait for her, looking out my window through the pain.
Sunday "Love lifted Me"; Monday "Let the good times roll".
Thank God and Greyhound you're gone.
Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You.
The bridge washed out, I can's swim and my baby's on the other side.
The devil is a woman and she wears a short red dress.
The eyes I'm looking in at, ain't looking back at me.
The girl who waits on tables used to wait for me at home.
The more I think of you, the less I think of me.
The older the violin, the sweeter the music.
The only thing I can count on now is my fingers.
The work we done was hard; at night we'd sleep 'cause we were tard.
The worst you ever gave me was the best I ever had.
Them that ain't got can't lose.
There's no use running if you're on the wrong side.
This time I hurt her more that she loves me.
Walk out backwards, so I'll think you're coming in.
What good's a girl when there's a woman nearby?.
What it is my woman can't do, can't be done.
What's the use to try to get over you; I've still got you all over me.
When I'm alone I'm in bad company.
When she left me all she left was a reason to drink.
When she's got me where she wants me, she don't want me.
When the hangover's over, your memory's still hangin' on.
When the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me.
When you leave Amarillo, turn out the lights.
When your cup of love is full, I'm begging you to pour it all on me.
While I was busy holding on, you were busy letting go.
You can't build a fire in the rain.
You can't even do wrong right.
You can't go in the red playing Bluegrass.
You can't make a heel toe the mark.
You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.
You must think my bed's a bus stop, the way you come and go.
You pretend I'm him and I'll pretend you're her.
You rubbed it in all wrong.
You went out of your way to walk on me.
You're going to love yourself in the morning, 'cause I'm gonna love you all night long.
You're the busiest memory in town.
You've already put the big old tears in my eyes; why must you throw dirt in my face?
Your love left a ring around my finger.