Q: List some oronyms (phrases or sentences that can be read in two ways with the same sound).
A: The word "oronym" was coined by Gyles Brandreth, The Joy of Lex, William Morrow, New York, 1980. Such phrases are also call "mondegreens" or "junctures."
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